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		<title>If only I could see inside myself</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[My five-year-old son put forth some pretty interesting ideas the other night. Maybe it&#8217;s the tap water or too many gummy vitamins, but he has definitely hit some heightened awareness few rarely reach. The conversation is as follows. 
&#8220;Do you have holes in your stomach?&#8221;
&#8220;Huh? I think so. Yeah, one where the food goes in, and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My five-year-old son put forth some pretty interesting ideas the other night. Maybe it&#8217;s the tap water or too many gummy vitamins, but he has definitely hit some heightened awareness few rarely reach. The conversation is as follows. </p>
<p>&#8220;Do you have holes in your stomach?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Huh? I think so. Yeah, one where the food goes in, and one where it goes out, I think.&#8221; </p>
<p>&#8220;Is it east and west holes?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Uh, maybe?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;It would be funny if you could take your head and put it inside your stomach, and then, and then, and then, you could use your eyeballs to see through the holes in your stomach, right?&#8221; </p>
<p>&#8220;That would be really weird.&#8221; </p>
<p>&#8220;And then there wouldn&#8217;t be any cars on the street, and if you walked around on the street, you can&#8217;t see that there aren&#8217;t cars on the street because your eyeballs would be in your stomach.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Aren&#8217;t you tired yet?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;East and west holes. Not north and south. That would be backwards.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Aren&#8217;t you tired yet?&#8221;</p>
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