Pornocopia!
Posted by Dirk on March 12, 2009
Finally! A place I can pick up a copy of Shrek II and Hot Chics on Matchsticks. That’s one-stop shopping, and it’s family night at Love Video & Boutique, open conveniently from 7am to 3am, with plenty-O “family” parking round back!
Now, there are two sides to every story, and this one is no different, literally. This happy little video stop is divided up between the “family” side, and the “mature” side, or for all my peeps, the northside and southside.
The family side is oddly quiet. mmmm….
The mature side is jumpin’!
So I’m getting the itch to go inside, but damn, I realize that I’ve got the kids in tow. Well hell, what to do? I could just leave em’ in the car? Come on, it’s just a porn shop, and it’s only 95 degrees outside. They’ll be ok.
But then, as if from god, it appears……..
Whew! Glad that sign was there.
But then I begin to think about the sign. No loitering at the porn store…No loitering at the porn store…. mmmm. Curiouser and curiouser cried Alice. Then she slipped on a jizz rag and died instantly.
-Much thanks to the wife for the term “pornocopia.” You’re all about the details.
-Also thanks to Lewis Carroll for the obvious.
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Its the fact that they call it a “Boutique” that gets me.It doesn’t seem to fit.They should call it a “Dildorium”,”Toys N Us”, or “The Phallus Palace” or something like that.
Hahahahahaha…..The Phallus Palace. Might also make a great band name.
The Phallus Palace wasn’t that the big show at Six Flags??…or was that the show backstage…notice I didn’t say in the rear….dang…now I said it.
Oh…and I liked “Toys N Us” ….CLASSIC!